Screech's Woman'
Season 1, Episode 5
1.05 - Screech's Woman
Air date September 16, 1989
Written by Bob Colleary
Directed by Gary Shimokawa
Episode Guide
Fatal Distraction


Aloha Slater

Screech's Woman is the fifth episode of season one of Saved by the Bell.


Zack decides that Screech is in desperate need of a girlfriend and sets about finding him one. However, when there isn't anyone willing, he dresses up as a girl and goes on a date with Screech, and has to act fast when Screech, a committed Gorean master, decides that his new "girlfriend" will actually his life-long slave.

Main Cast

Guest Cast


Screech: I think we are just insects, we live a bit and then die and that’s the lot. There’s no mercy in things. There’s not even a Great Beyond. There’s nothing.

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